На простынях Сан-Франциско / The Sheets of San Francisco (1986)

Contrary to what the title might indicate, this romp is a takeoff on the TV classic 'Dragnet.' Kevin James stars and actually pulls off a competent impression of Jack Webb, delivering his lines with the staccato style that became Webb's trademark. His right-hand woman is played by Candie Evans, who brings her own prodigious skills to bear on the part. The plot concerns the mysterious disappearance of movie star Mike DeMarco, who's vanished into thin air while filming a feature about terrorists. It seems that his script hit a little too close to home, and now some real-life terrorists have taken him hostage. Along the way Kevin and Candie find themselves getting involved in a wild subplot about a ravenous Reverend who spends most of his time checking out the amorous assets of his female parishioners. Candie is terrific in her supporting role, lending her sizable bra busters to a couple of steamy sequences, including a lusty tryst with Erica Boyer early on. Candie even turns up in the grand finale, a crazed group grope in which the religious leader gets down and dirty with a whole host of hot-to-trot harlots. Fast paced and lasciviously light-hearted, 'Sheet of San Francisco' is a fun-filled romp that's sure to satisfy fans of old-school hardcore.